Melissa Peterman Quotes!

Use some of Melissa Peterman's quotes! What are your favorites? I have one!

"And my butrometer, says it's gonna linger!" - Barbra Jean!

"AAAAAAAAmazing GRAAAAAAACE HOW SWEEEEEEEET IT IIIIIIIS"! -Barbara Jean
(after she kisses Reverend yummy pants and when she also kisses Dr.Hunky)

"You can put that on a stick, deep fry it, and sell it at the state fair." -Barbra Jean

"Please sir may I have some more? MOOOORRREEEE!" -Barbra Jean
The episode where Reba gets the lazer eye surgery and doesn't want anyone to help her but that doesn't stop Barbra Jean and she cares for her. It's called "The blonde leading the blinde" it was so funny!

call me agent hart. I can insure you won't be sorry

I Bought a lolipop once, that doesn`t make me a sucker!
(From the Shirt Off My Back Episode)

I have 400 Bennie Babies and one real baby! -BJ

"It's a keash, in keash you're feeling down" -Barbra Jean

it's my fave one "If it really is a small world, why haven't I met Sean Connery yet?"

jay_mellie_fan1985 wrote:I have 400 Bennie Babies and one real baby! -BJ

I adore it too!!! Great quote!!